May 2012
107 posts
how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
Watchasskaban:
every single day
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me: i’m tired dad: it’s because of your computer me: my eye hurts mom: your computer me: i’m hungry parents: computer
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kyleehenke:
I just like dressing up things ;u; Sorry for anoning, but I’m shy and don’t want credit c:
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(P.S. I can see your name so I know whodunit >:D and I love this!)
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Thank you that is all.
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Life hacks
maddnificent:
these tips are more useful than the shit I learned in school.
^^^
Watchno-llamas:
videohall:
Slinky is trying so hard
i just watched this entire video. what am i doing with my life.
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What I Did About a Minute Ago...
Me: ...*scrolls Tumblr*
Me: *Finds picture of pudding and reblogs...*
Me: ....
Me: I want pudding SO~ bad right now = ^ =;
Me: *searches up on google to see if anyone else has experienced this...*
Me: MY GORD! I'M SO FAT >:I
What I Did About a Minute Ago...
Fandom Translation
Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.
