think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
I love this comics
I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK
Browse works by Mark Twain, Joseph Conrad and other famous authors here.
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat
If I make kissing noises to my dog she copies my lips and she only does it with me oh my god
Platform 9 ¾? But, Hagrid, there must be a mistake. This says Platform 9 ¾. There’s no such thing. Is there?
there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die
I find myself incapable of not reblogging this.
I don’t even watch spn but I laughed so hard, the faces, omg
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
do girls really do this?
yes. yes they do.
it’s the best